I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.

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IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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If you want to learn about comedic timing and perfect delivery, you start and end with A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

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This man is a god and deserves to be worshipped!

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You can control metal? My mom knew someone who could do that.

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